Friday, June 29, 2018

Why Muscles Are Better Than Coworkers

Muscles don't bring donuts and cake to work.

Muscles don't get angry if you sit on them, (well they do prefer for you to stretch and compress them when sitting too long)

Muscles don't take your property and not return it

Muscles don't make you stay late for meetings.

Muscles don't try to make you compete with others for an advancement

Muscles don't ask for raises

Muscles don't gossip in the office

Muscles don't need pay checks

Muscles don't email and demand quick responses late in the day

Muscles don't make you stay late on Fridays when you have plans

Muscles don't take credit for your work

Muscles don't steal your food from the fridge

Muscles don't try to blame you for work they messed up

Muscles don't eat your lunch in the fridge or the last donut



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